Rock & Roll Farm

Saturday! May 24 2003 // 11:35 am //

why?

i was at jeremy’s house for band practice, and i was um…using his bathroom. all of a sudden, something slid under the door and hit my foot. it was a popsicle stick. i think i made some sort of sound of alarm, and jeremy said something like “it’s okay, just read it” through the door. so i um, finished what i was doing, and picked it up and it had something written on it in felt-tip pen. it was a spoof of those corny jokes they put on popsicle sticks. this is what it said:

why is it called a tongue depressor?

is it depressed? why would you make it sad?

i think i laughed for a good 15 minutes. i still laugh every time i think about it. *sigh*