Rock & Roll Farm

Friday! Aug 15 2003 // 2:02 pm //

If only…

I thought it would be fun to use the Career Finder to find the ideal jobs for some famous people. I went to msn.com, news.google.com, and my hotmail inbox to find their names.

George W. Bush : Call Girl
Ariana Huffington : President
Carson Daly : Wig Maker
Woody Harrelson : Office Gossip
James Mason : Circus Freak
Ted Turner : Slurry Maker
Brittany Murphy : Ballroom Dancer
Iggy Pop : Sex Slave
Katie Couric : Undercover Cop
Jesse Ventura : Rent Boy
Patsy Cline : Jockey
J.K. Rowling : Brown Noser
Lydia Lunch : Traveling Musician
Hal Hartley : Security Guard
Joey Ramone : Staple Remover
Toni Morrison : Groupie
Ted Kaczynski : Wallpaper Designer
Mel Gibson : Unicyclist

 

sr Friday! Aug 15 2003 // 2:48 pm Yeah. Actually more of these came from my head than from the sources I listed. p.s. The original list included Missy Elliot, Butt Licker.