Friday! Jun 13 2003 // 3:18 pm //
Syrullean, do you think you and Thankful Flood could go an’ get your brothers from down at the crick? If Rustin is in the water you tell him he’s gonna get a whoopin’ cause he knows better than bein’ in there. And Vernal Independence had better NOT be playin’ with those prairie dogs. I can’t be bothered with none of that monkeypox Uncle Zaragrunudgeyon has. Dear Lord, when will that man learn? I’ll need you to stop at Kaiden Chipper and Vefa’s on the way back to pick up Iola Violate’s sweater she left there. That girl is more forgetful than, well if my name isn’t Chinchilla Zest, she’s more forgetful than your senile Great-Gramma Sleeza.
